

Jamie's Morning7:00 AM and my eyes flutter open as Im pulled from my sleep by the insistent blaring of my alarm clock. I lash out with my hand to hit the snooze button, and Im rewarded with the sound of my fist flattening the alarm clock like a wad of tinfoil and smashing through the nightstand as though it were made of balsa wood. With a rueful moan I rub the sleep from my eyes and look to the floor where the crumpled alarm clock lies amidst the splintered remains of my bedside table. The device offers a last plaintive wail before going silent, the red digital numbers on its face fading to black.Jamie's Morning
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"Ladies in skimpy sci-fi costumes? That sounds like EVERYTHING I wanna be a part of!" - Strong Bad
I became a Conservative by being around Liberals and I became a Libertarian by being around Conservatives. - Greg Gutfeld
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The internet is for porn!
-Trekkie-
In the dA FC's I'm Naruto, the RamenKage =^w^=
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My blaster has 500 different settings and 499 of them is "blast the shit out of something" mode.
Never chew Advil! It tastes like burning sand.
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Operative: "You know what your sin is, Mal?"
Mal: "Oh hell. I'm a fan of all seven."
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Sometimes I even amaze myself.
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Believe in yourself and never give up your dream.
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Big whale in love, Watch Out!
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